The adventures of a kinky, pansexual, and polyamorous woman and the toys and people she plays with…
It’s been far too long since I had a new review on my site that focused on a toy for males and sexshop.netwas awesome and sent me the Aneros Helix to review. Luckily, my mate/boyfriend/fiance, BloodHound, likes occasional anal play, so was willing to help test this toy out for me, report back, and help [...]
One of Bloodhound’s few complaints about using dildos on me is that his fingers will sometimes cramp up as he’s holding onto the base to use on me. Luckily Tantus (and PinkCherry) came to the rescue with the Anaconda. The Anaconda is a thick realistic looking dildo, only it’s on a stick. It’s definitely a [...]
I’ve always been intrigued by pussy pumps, ever since I saw one being used in some random porn I found online. The way it made the porn star’s vulva look was just so cool, and I have to admit, I wanted to know how much of her apparent hypersensitivity was acting, and how much was [...]
The colour green is one of my favourites. Neon, emerald, kelly green, any shade really. I love them all. Sadly, in the sex toy industry, green is a colour that is apparently isn’t cool. Most companies seem to think that women will only use a toy if it’s a ‘non threatening’ shade like pink or [...]
The next installment of ‘Pixel reviews every Tantus toy ever’ has arrived! This time I’m rambling about the Tantus Scout, which was sent to me for review by SexShop.net The Scout is a realistic dildo, and Tantus went all out with making this look as close to the real thing as possible. The veins and [...]
I’m about to start off a round of Tantus reviews, and first up is the Splash, courtesy of SheVibe! You may have already noticed that I’m a bit obsessed with this company. They make such awesome products, though, that I’m on a Pokemon-style quest to own them all. The Splash is one of Tantus’ newer [...]
I have a boyfriend who is really difficult to find sex toys for, so when he expressed interest at using the Tenga Eggs, I quickly got my hands on one! The Tenga Egg is a discrete masturbation sleeve for guys. The sleeve comes in a white plastic egg that is shrink wrapped in plastic, with [...]
I’m going start by stating that when I say that this paddles ‘sucks’ I do not mean by any means that there is anything wrong with this paddle. What I mean is that this paddle is quite stingy and painful. This is an excellent piece that I have enjoyed using over and over again. The Double Tawse Paddle from Flogmebaby.com is an [...]
Oh, tentacles, how I love you! While I don’t exactly have a tentacle fetish, I definitely am interested in hentai anime films, and can appreciate the old school Japanese woodcutings. What do I personally like about tentacles? Well, even though I am not into bestiality, the fantasy element appeals to me. The thought of multiple [...]
The Enforcer flogger from Flogmebaby.com is just that, the Enforcer! With this flogger I can literally rear back and hit someone with all of the force I can generate and not have to worry about causing any major harm. This is not only a great warm up flogger, but can also be used during play as a [...]