The adventures of a kinky, pansexual, and polyamorous woman and the toys and people she plays with…
When you are a sex toy company that comes out with an orange dildo, you have my attention. When you come out with an orange dildo that is body safe and has freaking BATS all over it, though… Not only do you have my attention, but also my love, promises of undying affection, and all [...]
It’s a grey and gloomy time of year, so I thought something a bit dark and morbid would be appropriate…luckily Shevibe had the perfect toy for this! While Fleshlight is known for their male masturbation sleeves, they branched out into dildos and came out with their ‘Freaks’ line. If you’re a fan of classic horror [...]
One of Bloodhound’s few complaints about using dildos on me is that his fingers will sometimes cramp up as he’s holding onto the base to use on me. Luckily Tantus (and PinkCherry) came to the rescue with the Anaconda. The Anaconda is a thick realistic looking dildo, only it’s on a stick. It’s definitely a [...]
The next installment of ‘Pixel reviews every Tantus toy ever’ has arrived! This time I’m rambling about the Tantus Scout, which was sent to me for review by SexShop.net The Scout is a realistic dildo, and Tantus went all out with making this look as close to the real thing as possible. The veins and [...]
I’m about to start off a round of Tantus reviews, and first up is the Splash, courtesy of SheVibe! You may have already noticed that I’m a bit obsessed with this company. They make such awesome products, though, that I’m on a Pokemon-style quest to own them all. The Splash is one of Tantus’ newer [...]
I’m not normally the sort of girl who goes for realistic dildos. I have several cocks in my life (and rather fabulous men attached to them), so when I want something inside me to masturbate, I want a shape that isn’t something I normally have access to. The Luke O2, sent to me for review [...]
Oh, tentacles, how I love you! While I don’t exactly have a tentacle fetish, I definitely am interested in hentai anime films, and can appreciate the old school Japanese woodcutings. What do I personally like about tentacles? Well, even though I am not into bestiality, the fantasy element appeals to me. The thought of multiple [...]
Oh, Goliath. You’re so much more epic as a silicone cock than you were as a Bible baddie. Goliath measures 7 inches long, with about 6 1/2 of that being insertable. It’s a girthy 1 3/4 inches in diameter, and it just…awesomely filling. This toy has a flared based that makes it harness compatible or [...]
My Lil Rascal The Tantus Rascal is a gorgeous silicone dildo that really delivers on girth and texture! He arrived on my doorstep a few days ago from Tantus, in a discreet brown box. The packaging inside was a clear plastic bag with the Tantus logo on it, as well as free stickers. I plan [...]